How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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