Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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