Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
