We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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