Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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