she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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