so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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