i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
