well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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