is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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