North Korea, Best Korea!
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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