I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
His nipple licking is glorious
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