belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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