no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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