that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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