what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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