just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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