it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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