Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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