Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
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