Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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