I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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