Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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