He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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