my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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