Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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