He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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