I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Little spoons don't ask big questions
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I still have a little drunk in my system
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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