I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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