Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
My vagina just recognized that song.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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