I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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