There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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