when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
there is puke in my bra ... again
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
