I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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