these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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