I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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