eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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