Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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