That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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