The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
