Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
third nipple confirmed
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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