have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
