so explain again why im purple
no
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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