just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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