She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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