do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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