i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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