In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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