you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
