i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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