Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I'm passing your future prison.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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