He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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