She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I had to cum in my sink.
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